Rush Limbaugh is taking our advice on Viagra

It's comforting to know that the king of the obnoxious right-wing bigots, Rush Limbaugh, is taking our advice. Last December, we recommended the use of Viagra to a bunch of impotent white males who aren't reproducing enough to sustain the white population. We never imagined it would apply to Rush Limbaugh, but he is the one who needs it the most.

Rush Limbaugh, the three times divorced and childless family hypocrite man, steps away to the Dominican Republic and is caught after the trip by U.S. security for carrying Viagra which was not prescribed to him. What is the most popular reason for visiting the Dominican Republic? Alternet reports the Dominican Republic as one of the biggest sex tourism destinations in the world, thanks in part to Internet sites that extol the country as a "single man's paradise."

So all you lonely white males browsing Rush Limbaugh's or Steve Sailer's websites and looking for comfort for your desperate situation, stop fooling the rest of us that you are all that. Just like Rush, we know you are desperate, you are not reproducing, and your hypocrisy on sexual morals is only hurting yourself even more.